eziorants:

“Deer Seester,

I dink I am de onlee one here en  Constipation dat has de style.

Todai I was a climbing on da rooftawps like a bawss, and a saw a dumb guard dat was a wearing de most heedious shade of da poo brown.

So I made hees shurt a red.

Now he can a share dees tips from da master to da othur guards.

…..That means I hope dey die.

Luff, Ezioh”

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